SeventhSoldier Presents: The Christmas Haul!


So, rather than save my Christmas money*, I did what any sensible person would do – I bought comics!  Sure, I can’t pay rent for February, but I got some quality reading done in the meantime, so all is good, at least in my head.  Without further embarrassing personal detail, onwards!


Northlanders: Sven the Returned



While the adherence to modern slang and language might be off-putting, it soon becomes subsumed in the tale of a stubborn Viking who just wants people to quit fucking with him.  Entertaining and violent, with just a touch of the dramatic, the first trade nevertheless fails to surpass the standard Viking revenge tale.  Still, the hint of promise shown within make me hopeful for future offerings.

Grade: B-

Scalped: Indian Country




The hype from Jason Aaron’s reservation-life Native American noir is heavy, and this opening trade fails to deliver.  Standard art combines with a story that barely serves as more than an introduction to make a disappointing first volume.  There’s promise to be found in the filth the book revels in, but it takes some digging to find.

Grade: C-

Scapled: Casino Boogie 




Scalped: Casino Boogie

The second trade, however, delivers in all the ways the first one didn’t.  Introducing new twists to the story, the book does it in a creative and entertaining way, each issue taking place over the span of the same day, but from a different point of view.  Here we finally get in deep with the various players on the reservation, and here we finally have a reason to care.  Count me among the converted.

Grade: B+

Phonogram: Rue Britannia




I have trouble explaining how much I enjoyed this from relative newcomer Kieron Gillen.  Ultra-masculine Brit hipster David Kohl is forced to search for a dead goddess of Brit Pop music and find out just what it going on in the ether that’s causing him to change in drastic (to him and no one else) ways.  Even given my relative unfamiliarity with the bands and trends being mentioned, I nonetheless could relate to the sheer power music has in the lives of these people.  An intriguing story and a fascinating setting just a little to the left of our own work together with simple (but clean and gifted) art to provide a book well-worth your money.  A story about reinforcing why you love what you love, about coming to terms with it and its influence on your past.

Grade: A-

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Wolves at the Gate



The Whedonisms of the book are beginning to grate, and while it is still an undeniably enjoyable book, some of the particular thematic and writing tics of the book are wearing.  Nonetheless, the book continues to excel at humorous, heartwarming, heartbreaking relationships, and fans of the TV show will continue to enjoy the rapid-fire wit and excellent dialogue.

Grade: B-

Hellblazer: Joyride


Andy Diggle, writer of The Losers and Green Arrow: Year One, seemed like an odd choice of writer to take over the Hellblazer writing chores after award-winning horror novelist Denise Mina, and Joyride is his first collection, a series of stories meant to bring John back from the brink where he’s been hovering through the last couple writers. The story is entertaining and suitably dark, a good set of arcs to set up what Diggle seems to hope to accomplish.  Expressive, dark art from Manco and strong ties to the recent Hellblazer run of Mike Carey combine to make a standard, but competent story.

Grade: B

Gotham Central: The Quick and the Dead



The fourth trade in the Rucka/Brubaker masterpiece bringing a refreshing bit of realism to the gritty uber-epic Batman mythos, The Quick and the Dead might be the weakest trade in the series thus far… but given the strength of the characterization and dialogue, it still serves the series well, and shows time and again how Crispus Allen and Renee Montoya got where they are today.

Grade: B

Casanova: Luxuria




Matt Fraction’s tiny little piece of insane pop action is well-introduced in this first volume.  While stylistic art takes a little adaptation to those of a more traditional bent, it nonetheless complements Fraction’s hyperkinetic action hero well. Fun fluff, well worth the shot for fans looking for a little something more from their action espionage comic books.

Grade: B

The Filth




Yet another obscure entry from Grant Morrison, the Filth almost delights in being obtuse.  Filled with crazy, creative ideas, it boils down to a cranky old man who just wants to be alone with his cat in its dying days.  Weston had his work cut out for him, but he steps up to the task admirably and delivers on many of the absolutely horrifying concepts Morrison bandies about with creepy ease.  Absolutely not for everyone – not even for most people – the Filth nonetheless may offer some readers a glimpse into the darker side of Morrison’s work, that they might better understand where he’s coming from in the lighter works.

Grade: B

Young Liars: Daydream Believers




The first disgusting trade of Young Liars is finally available, and well worth a gander.  Like Mike Carey’s so-so Faker, Liars focuses on disgust, betrayal and selfishness, but the refreshing blitz of Sadie, teamed with the self-loathing love of young Danny, make for far more compelling interactions.  The attitudes of the book may be a turn-off for many, and some bizarre stylistic choices in terms of background and dialogue can be confusing, but it is nonetheless worth a gander.

Grade: B+

Fables: War & Pieces




Willingham’s epic seems to move in waves.  Alternating between stories with a great deal of creativity, heart and action all laced together with a healthy dollop of bastardized mythology and a series of stagnant set-up arcs with a lot of introduction and even more nothing-really.  So, it should be no surprise that after that strength of The Good Prince and Sons of Empire, War and Pieces reads as a perfunctory conclusion to the first major conflict in the Fables-verse.  An important book plot-wise with (as always) impressive art, War and Pieces is nonetheless another dry spot in the ongoing story.  Not bad, just not up to the standard the book set for itself.

Grade: B-

DMZ: On the Ground



Brian Wood’s breakout hit about a the only on-location journalist at ground-zero of America’s second Civil War appears to be almost entirely a setting-building exercise that also happens to casually examine the horrors of war with which we are all pretty familiar.  Still, the excellent art provides a certain touch, and Wood’s story excels where many such stories fail in its compelling cast of supporting characters and slice-of-life stories, like the sniper romance.  Wood doesn’t let us revel in a single aspect of war atrocity on home soil, instead taking us through a series of small arcs to see the effect of the civil war and troop involvement in New York City itself.  Thanks to its easy familiarity with a cool cast, DMZ proves itself a consistently entertaining read with just a touch of the frighteningly familiar.

Grade: B+




*okay, admission time – it was actually just gift cards, so it wasn’t actually a waste, and some of these were bought before or after Christmas that I just never got around to reviewing.  I may begin to review some of my older trades as my pull list (and available cash) dwindles.


Foilball’s Review Roundup #40 – Saturday Post Catch-Up!

Billy Batson and The Magic of Shazam #1 (****)

Magic of Shazam is the new kids book, published under the Johnny DC imprint, that springs directly out of last year’s Monster Society of Evil mini by Jeff Smith. I know it got mixed reviews, but I read it in trade and loved it. Naturally I was very excited to get my hands on this new ongoing series starring the young Billy Batson and his sister Mary. First, the art is AMAZING. It’s this highly stylized/half-finished storyboard-ish thing that’s just really fun to look at. I know this is a kids book, but I seriously doubt the average kid reading this could truly appreciate the art. It’s pretty sophisticated stuff for kids. Shit, I doubt most people would be into this kind of style even in the main line. Moving on to the story… this is a first issue, so the writer/artist, Mike Kunkel, takes his time to properly setup the status quo for Billy and his sister and the introduction of a new villain, Theo Adam, a teenage malcontent bent on discovering Billy’s magic word for personal gain. Hmm, why does that name sound so familiar? There are quite a few call backs to the Jeff Smith mini, but not enough to mess with the flow of the story or to distract the reader with unnecessary continuity. I’ve been reading a lot of these “all ages” books lately, from both Marvel and DC, and I’m always surprised at how well-written and smartly conceived they are. Magic of Shazam is no exception.

Dan Dare #7 (*****)

DOUBLE-SIZED FINALE!!! This book delivers. FUCKING DELIVERS! Dan Dare by Garth Ennis and Gary Erskine is my pick for “Sleeper Book of the Year”. I’m way late to the party for this review (for some reason I had neglected to order this issue from DCBS), so I won’t go into plot details as you’ve no doubt heard all about it from better reviewers than I, like the boys on The Pull List. What I will do is demand that you BUY THE HARDCOVER!! The ad in the back says it hits stores some time in September. Mark it down, people. Also, Virgin is promising the next Dan Dare saga this fall. By Ennis and Erskine, I hope? Count me in!

Quick Hits:
Birds of Prey #120 (*): UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH!!! That’s it! I’m out!
Fables #74 (**): Lately, Fables continues to disappoint me. Month after month, this book feels like a total phone-in. It must be nearing the end (I hope!), so I guess I can stick it out for a few more months.
Green Arrow and Black Canary #10 (**): I stopped ordering this sucker. I think I finally just had enough. Everything about this book rubs me the wrong way.
Liberty Comics (****): Support the CBLDF and all that…
• Nightwing #146 (***): Well, the first arc is finally over and I must say that I am very pleased at that. Not because it was good, but because OMG this arc was way too long! Tomasi is a solid writer, but he’s still trying to hard to legitimize the adventures of Dick Grayson. The final two pages with Superman read like a lame PSA from the 80’s. Please, Mr. Tomasi, please stop overwriting this book. I know you can do it! The Black Adam mini was wonderful. Please, quit trying so darn hard!
Savage Dragon #136 (**1/2): This book is awful when compared to what it was, but it comes out so rarely that I don’t mind supporting it. I just wish it was more… fun?
Spawn #180 (***1/2): Spawn has seriously never been better, too bad it’s probably gonna suck more than ever once McFarlane returns to the book.
Trinity #6-7 (**): Wow. How can this book be so terrible and boring? Still happy I’m dropping it.
Wonder Woman #22 (***1/2): The last couple of issue have been Grant Morrison style confusing, but the final page cliffhanger has me giddy to read the next issue. Good job, Gail… I guess?