Review/RANT: Final Crisis #6

So I read Final Crisis 6. Was quite looking forward to it, considering that I enjoyed issues four and five, and the buzz for six was pretty positive on the boards I frequent. I had heard vaguely about what happens to Batman, but in general I was going into this clean. Well guess what…this was a terrible issue. This thing was incomprehensibly messy in so many ways. Morrison isn’t even bothering trying to explain himself or his characters or his plot movements anymore. Things just happen because they have to. Case in point: The book opens with Superman and Brainiac 5.1 presumably in the 31st century. So when did this happen? Superman Beyond? Legion of Three Worlds? Didn’t read ‘em, don’t care. Even still, wasn’t Superman supposed to be at Lois’ bedside using his heat vision to make sure her heart wouldn’t stop? Didn’t the crazy monitor chick from issue two tell him he’d be back from his journey nigh instantaneously? Wasn’t that the whole point of why he decided to go with her? So where the hell has he been in the past three issues? And why does Lois show up halfway through the book showing no ill effects of a building falling down on top of her? There’s no way enough time has passed for her to heal from her injuries. This is abjectly ludicrous storytelling.

To further compound things, we have Batman. This would be the same Batman that got put into Granny’s crazy machine thing in issue two. Like Superman, he shows up out of nowhere in this issue. But this is even worse, considering Batman was CAPTURED, somehow escaped, somehow found Darkseid, somehow got his hands on a time traveling God bullet firing pistol, AND somehow managed to hold onto the bullet from Orion’s crime scene. Did no one search his damned belt? And what the blue hell is the “Omega Sanction”? Is it different from his Omega beams? And why the fuck should I care? Then Superman shows up and unleashes hell, and we’re treated with another example of how bad this issue is. Ever read a book and feel like you’re missing some pages? The transitions in this book are DREADFUL, and one of the best examples of that is the move from the penultimate spread to the final page. Sure, it follows that Supes goes nuts because Batman died. But from a script and sequential art perspective, moving from Superman devastating everything in sight to suddenly holding Batman’s desiccated corpse Crisis 7 style is just badly done and jarring. But this isn’t jarring in such a way that helps the tone or aids some kind of a reveal. This just sorta happens.

These types of bad transitions happen throughout the book, which basically consists of various snapshots of everything that’s going on. But each scene is too short and chaotic, and it all boils down to a manic jumble of white noise. People do things, battles take place, Checkmate has some crazy Brother Eye thingie that may have something to do with the return of Superman. Both Luthor and the Flashes seem to have no problems overriding Anti-Life. Considering that all you have to do is scramble a signal or prove true love exists (or whatever the hell Barry Allen’s been doing), this diminishes the dread nature of Anti-Life a bit. I get that it’s basically just Apokolips on Earth, but I feel like the events are no longer justifying the tone. Especially considering how easily Darkseid was taken down by a mortal man (yet another example of Batman being written too strong, but this has gone on for years, so I can’t really grouse about it now). Does this mean that some crazy new villain is going to show up for half an issue? Is this finally becoming a multiverse story? I mean, we’ve seen the Monitors and a few other things, but this series has been contained on Earth so far. It’s a dangerous situation where Morrison might try and blow this up too huge for one issue to handle. Darkseid’s death didn’t really feel like a climax. I guess we’ll find out soon enough if they keep their new schedule, and get issue seven out at the end of the month.

Really, what we have here is a situation where Morrison just doesn’t have enough pages to cohesively tell the story he wants to. He’s probably getting his point across to the DC historians and die hards who know these characters and are reading the tie-ins (and Seven Soldiers), but this just does not work on its own as a mini series. It’s been a weird read, because he completely lost me with the first three issues, got me back with four and five, and lost me all over again with issue six. It’s incredibly frustrating.


3 thoughts on “Review/RANT: Final Crisis #6

  1. I understand that a book should be entertaining and comprehensible on its own, but you gotta read the tie-ins. The Superman stuff will definitely be worked out with the tie-in stuff coming out this week (probably should’ve come out last week, but whatever) and the Batman stuff was explained in Batman 683-684.

    I can’t remember why the Flashes are immune to Anti-life, but I remember it was explained. Also, Luthor and the gang were never subjected to Anti-Life helmets because they agreed to work w/ Libra.
    you didn’t even like the Tawny scenes?
    Tawny is the man (I mean tiger).

    you’re right, it was definitely chaotic, and somewhat incomprehensible, but it was still a pretty good read. Some of the scenes were pretty epic, and it’s *kinda* coming together.

  2. I’ve disliked Final Crisis from the start, with the exception of Revelations and Rogue’s Revenge.

    Issues 4 and 5 had me thinking that maybe, maybe, Morrisson was going to pull it out at the end.

    Issue 6 sank all such hopes.

  3. I do think that tie ins are important. I am the guy who read practically all of Secret Invasion. However, the SI mini itself was at least straightforward enough that it could be read on its own. Doesn’t mean you have to like it; a lot of folks didn’t, especially after issue eight. But I think the way that Morrison is writing Final Crisis, in that it would only take a couple of panels to explicate the events of Superman Beyond/Legion of Three Worlds for Superman or Last Rites (or so I assume) for Batman, is just too exclusive to the casual reader. And as a casual reader of DC (the only ongoing DC Universe books I get right now are Green Lantern and Green Lantern Corps), I would have appreciated something to tell me what was going on with these characters prior to issue six, even if it wasn’t well done or felt tacked on. At least it would have been something.

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