I’m not even going to bother posting the cover. We’ve all seen it, and it doesn’t deserve it.
This is, quite possibly, the worst written book in the history of the universe. People could stop decrying All Star Batman and Robin and this is getting a free pass? Why aren’t we rioting in the streets? Why aren’t we loaded up on pitchforks and torches storming Jeph Loeb’s office (while being very respectful to stay out of the way of Geoff Johns and Allan Heinberg) and throwing him out on his ear so someone that can actually write dialogue can come in and I can actually enjoy the art. It actively pisses me off that Ed McGuinness is on this book, because I can’t read it and I want to see him draw the Hulk. It’s like I discovered a time machine, and it was the early 90’s, and there was that little silhouette of the Image I in the top right corner where the Marvel logo should be. All style, and a giant black hole sucking in all rational thought where the content should be.
REBEL! STOP BUYING THIS BOOK! IT’S COMPLETE GARBAGE!
My Rating: Negative Eleventy Billion Stars. A childish rating for a childish book.