Foilball’s Review Roundup #4

Rating System:

5 Stars: WARNING: Best of the Best!
4 Stars: Almost Perfect.
3 Stars: Adequate.
2 Stars: Lots of Bad.
1 Star: Return It.

Action Comics #862 (*****):


Wow, five stars for a DC book!?! Ever since we ditched the Kubert brother and Dick Donner and picked up Gary Frank, this book has been on my “first read” list. Okay, confession: I hate the Legion of Superheroes. Hate them. Their weirdo costumes. Their lame names. The stupid United Federation of Planets Starfleet Academy BS… BLARGH. But this… the way Johns writes them… just, WOW. I am now convinced, more than ever, that Geoff Johns could write just about any DC book. Ever. He is just that godly. Ok, enough gushing. Check out this panel. Oh Brainiac, don’t be jealous. Other people can be smart too, it doesn’t make you dumb. Chlorophyll Kid is it? I died laughing. And what a spectacular last page. Earth Man, you just got your ass kicked! Seriously, this arc has been a fantastic read. Highly recommended.

Birds of Prey #115 (****):


This issue of Birds is as good as McKeever’s Titans was bad. It’s hard to believe the same guy writes both books. And what’s even more astonishing is how well he blends comedy and suspense… in the same very same issue! The plot for this episode splits in two directions. First, we have the introduction of another teen sidekick in Black Alice. Misfit doesn’t take kindly to this goth chick horning in on her action and decides to take matters into her own hands. She confronts Black Alice and hilarity ensues. What I like best about the sequence leading up to that last page I showed you, is that it feels so real. So reminiscent of what it was actually like to get jealous of a sibling eating up a parent’s attention. This is “teen sensibility” is very surprising, given that Teen Titans, a book filled with teens and even has the word “Teen” in it’s fricking title… is so horrendously mediocre. The second half of the book concerns itself mainly with Huntress and Lady Blackhawk and their search for some old school shark themed villain from LB’s past. McKeever not so subtly implies that Shark-Guy used to routinely drug LB and force her to dress up as “Shark Queen” and perform any number of depraved acts. During the pursuit, the girls end up underwater and the Huntress almost drowns. Reading this scene, I was actually afraid for Helena’s well being. Which from a hardened critic like me, is a pretty nifty compliment. And the dialogue didn’t feel cheesy at all. Not at all like that melodramatic garbage Winick wrote in Green Arrow/Black Canary from a few months ago. I’m on this book for as long as it remains above average. As soon as it veers off toward Titans territory…

Black Panther Annual #1 (*):


I don’t even understand why this comic exists? I love me some alternate history stories, but this one is too ridiculous. The assumption that Thor or Silver Surfer would get involved in Earth’s politics in the way that is portrayed in this book is ludicrous. In fact, almost all of the heroes in this book act out of character. I usually like Hudlin, and I have enjoyed the Black Panther ride (the infinite golden frogs story being the lone exception) as much as anything else I read, but this book really rubbed me the wrong way. I couldn’t figure out why until I reached the part where Luke Cage is revealed to be the future president of the United States. Oh, that’s what’s wrong here. The entire issue plays like a what if? tale. “What if Africa became the dominant socio-political sphere and overthrew the United States and the European Union? And what if that happened in a superhero book?” Well, obviously we would get peace on Earth and good will toward man, right? How presumptuous. I commend what you’re trying to do here Hudlin, but to me, it is just as inherently racist to assume that the world would be a more civilized place if it was run by Africa, as it is to assume the same about the US or the EU. Yes, in our reality, loads of westerners wrongly believe that the white man is the ultimate civilizing force. And they are ignorant and racist. The more educated among us know that and we know that assuming the opposite is wrong as well. And really, it doesn’t actually take that big a leap in logic to get to this revelation. I’m not the smartest guy I know and even I got there! Why can’t this utopian dream that Hudlin has envisioned come about as a result of Western and Southern cooperation? Isn’t that a nobler paradise to dream of?

Quick Picks:

Conan #48 (***): Kurt Busiek has left the building; I think I may follow him out. The story was fine, it just wasn’t engrossing the way I’ve come to expect.

Checkmate #23 (****): And so begins the final arc of Greg Rucka’s stupendous Checkmate. This one started with a bang and I’m sure the loudest one is still forthcoming. I’m not sure I’ll read this once, Rucka leaves. We’ll just have to ait and see.

The Order #8 (***): FINALLY… the plot. Too little too late here. Ugh, Stane? Really? REALLY?!

The Programme #8 (**): Last issue was cool, this issue was confusing. I like the art style, but it’s heavy shadows really makes it hard to get into the story.

The Ultimates 3 #3 (**): I was actually entertained when I read this. Loeb’s shameless retconning aside, this was an epically bad read in that good way. Unlike the last few issues that were in that bad way. One thing though, Jeph, overtly calling attention to the incest… not working for ya’ here.

The Zombie: Simon Garth #4 (***): This installment of the Simon Garth saga manages to re-tell the exact same story as the last one, with less gore and less likable characters. The art may actually be better, seeing as how the artist is also the writer this time, it’s not hard to imagine that he tried a bit harder. Really, only for those that like zombies.

Ultimate Iron Man II #3 (**): What happened? The first mini series was so good! Why is this one so boring?

One thought on “Foilball’s Review Roundup #4

  1. I agree that Ultimate Iron Man II isn’t as good as Ultimate Iron Man, but I am still enjoying it. Ultimates 3 3 was a lot better than the first two issues I thought, probably for multiple reasons, including lowered expectations. The Order is something I started because it was under The Initiative title, and followed because it takes place in CA. Meh, though.

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