Earlier this week, Bruce Castle posted a mixed review of GL 42. My take on the book is less of a review and more of a rant.
I know that Geoff Johns is popular. I know that comic fans have embraced Hal Jordan since his return to being the lead character in Green Lantern. But I don’t understand some fans’ insistence that this is a great book. Sure, the SinestroCorps War storyline was one of the better crossovers in recent years, but that’s pretty faint praise. And since the conclussion of SCW, Johns has taken the book in some rather unfortunate directions.
The last ten or so years have been dedicated to the War of Light. (At least it feels like it’s been going on that long.) The War of Light isn’t really a storyline. It’s kind of the build-up to the (almost sure to disappoint) event Blackest Night. Basically, it’s a bunch of story arcs in which the same things happen over and over again. But the lights change colors every time.
The latest such arc was Agent Orange. And it’s the worst of the bunch. This arc came to a sputtering conclusion this week in GL 42. And even the most die-hard Johns fans should be able to admit, this issue reeked.
Johns has said in many interviews that the story’s villain, Larfleeze, is one of his favorite characters to write. That seems to be Johns’ code for saying that he is going to use the character to parody comic book fans. (See also: Superboy Prime) I fully expect that the main villain behind Darkest Night is going to turn out to be this guy:

Larfleeze whines about Hal stealing his idea. Check out the evil fanboi:

Groan. But it gets worse:

Geoff Johns, why do you hate you fans?
This issue makes it clearer than ever that Larfleeze is nothing more than a Gollum rip-off. Right down to his burning desire to be the Lord of the Rings. But at least Gollum had better dialogue. Check out some of these Johns-penned howlers:
“Oh! OHHH! Thisn is the most wonderful smell since the spiced cider I brewed from sin!”
Gotta love that spiced sin cider…
“You can’t hold a mirage! Lest it be bottled up with raspriver sauce!”
Well, you get the idea. Larfleeze (who Hal insists on calling Gonzo despite the fact that he looks absolutely nothing like Gonzo) is basically Gollumwith worse dialogue.
The cliffhanger from last issue is wrapped up by page three. It’s the cheapest of cop-outs. Hal explains that it was all a dream… or a mirage… with raspriver sauce of course.
Johns is known for ending nearly ever issue of every book with a shocking cliffhanger. But it’s stunts like this that suck all the drama out of Johns’ technique. If I know he’s inclined to chop the lead character’s hand off at the end of an issue only to pull the rug out from under me in the first few panels of the next issue, why should I ever care about any shocking changes he ever writes? Odds are, they will be mirages (with or without sauce) too.
Obviously, I knew Johns wasn’t introducing hook-hand Hal. That’s why I rolled my eyes last issue. It was a cheap stunt to get people talking about the last page. And the way it was wrapped up was cheaper still.
Before I move on, the issue includes an interlude between John Stewart and Fatality. Personally, I was really looking forward to an upcoming issue that seems to focus on these characters. Now, quite frankly, I am not.
Fatality was never a great character. But she served a purpose. Created by Ron Marz during the Kyle Rayner era, Fatality was a vengeful hunter of Green Lanterns. It made sense to have a Green Lantern hunter as a villain given that Kyle was supposed to be the last Green Lantern at the time. As a simple, vengeance-driven villain, Fatality was probably the most interesting character in Kyle’s limited Rogues gallery.
(Side rant: Apparently, Fatality wasn’t nearly as good of a GLhunter as she thought she was. Because in those stories, she boasted that she had killed every living Lantern other than Kyle. But with Johns’ retcons, there are now plenty of other Lanterns who apparently escaped Fatality’s notice.)
When the Corps returned, you would think Fatality would have become a more active villain than ever. But without a single Lantern to hunt, Fatality became one of those villains you would see in group shots whenever the Secret Society got together. Sad, but at least the character was still out there should some other writer decide to tell a story of her ultimate vengeance against the Green Lantern Corps.
Johns did have Fatality join the Sinestro Corps during the Sinestro Corps War storyline. Even though Fatality wasn’t exactly known for inspiring fear per se, the move made a certain amount of sense. Certainly if an army was forming to wage war against the Lanterns, Fatality would have wanted to have been a part of it.
But now, Johns has literally reprogrammed Fatality. She’s been indoctrinated into the Star Sapphires or the Violet Lanterns or whatever they are being called. This group is supposed to use love the way the Lanterns use willpower. But instead, they just get tarted up and throw themselves at Green Lanterns (usually Hal – because he’s so awesome!).
I’m sorry, but seeing Fatality reduced to this:

It’s just sad. Why is it that every female character in this book winds up in a purple G-string making out with disinterested Lanterns? Why do you hate women, Geoff Johns?
(Yeah, I’m teasing about that last part.)
So, eventually Hal gets his hand of the Ring of Power… or I mean the Orange Battery and he goes all Frodo on us. But, well, you just need to see this for yourselves:

Next issue: Hal eats a Whopper!
The conflict ends in the most ridiculous way imaginable. Even Hal is shocked by it’s lameness:

So, the big fight just ends when Hal’s blue ring flies off to find a new wielder. The Guardians, in their infinite stupidity, decide once again to make a deal with Larfleeze. This time, they throw the Blue Lanterns under the cosmic bus to buy their own safety.
To further hit you over the head with foreshadowing, Johns gives Hal a glimpse of the future in which Sinestro asks for his help. Johns has only been laying the groundwork for Hal and Sinestro to team up against the Guardians since forever ago. At this point, it has been teased so much that I just want to get it over with. Kind of like Blackest Night.
Speaking of which, the issue ends with yet another Blackest Night tease that doesn’t really tell you anything you don’t already know.
read/RANT